aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????
bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one
me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha
bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*