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toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

thisaintfayou:

Ronald McDonald snitched on em’ they all locked up

thisaintfayou:

Ronald McDonald snitched on em’ they all locked up

itsjessmehere:

dablackranger:

thatdudeemu:

nawyougood:

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Visionary

lmaooooooo

Lmfaooooooo

itsjessmehere:

dablackranger:

thatdudeemu:

nawyougood:

:[[[[[[[[[[[

Visionary

lmaooooooo

Lmfaooooooo

intensional:

dang..

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

how to get away with shmurda
*wipes phone screen on breast*
*waka voice* squad

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

Straight White Boy Problem #450

straightwhiteboyproblems:

bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one

me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha

bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*

coneymermaid:

✿

dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

fleurdulys:

The Andes of Ecutor - Frederic Edwin Church
1855

fleurdulys:

The Andes of Ecutor - Frederic Edwin Church

1855